Jay Fox's Dining Guide

KIBOSH THE BURGER, BRING ME THE NACHOS

“I had a missed call. It’s probably the all you can eat buffet calling to say, “Come back! We know you can eat just a little bit more.”
 — Jarod Kintz

TAG BURGER BAR
1222 Madison St., Denver, CO 80206
303-736-2260
www.tagburgerbar.com

ON THE ROAD AGAIN… WITHOUT ME

“By itself, tofu is like wet foam rubber, but you’d no more eat it by itself and expect fine dining than you would stare at a blank canvas and expect to see fine art.” — Victoria Moran

ME A FOX, YOU A FOX, WHERE’S THE REAL FOX?

“Every time I’m forced to watch them eat egg-white omelettes, I feel bad for them. In the first place, egg-white omelettes are tasteless. In the second place, the people who eat them think they are doing something virtuous when they are instead merely misinformed.” — Nora Ephron

THE DEN AT FOX HOLLOW
The Den Restaurant
13410 Morrison Rd., Lakewood
303-986-9990

I GET A REAL CRAVE FOR A BURGER

“I once made love to a taco shell stuffed with rancid meat and watery tomato bits. It was the best sex I’ve ever served to an unsuspecting customer.”
— Jarod Kintz

CRAVE REAL BURGERS
3982 Limelight Ave.
Castle Rock - 303-814-2829

7465 N. Academy Blvd.
Colorado Springs - 719-264-7919

9344 Dorchester St.
Highlands Ranch - 720-344-3006
www.craverealburgers.com

BACK IN THE SADDLE AGAIN

“Playwrights are like men who have been dining for a month in an Indian restaurant. After eating curry night after night, they deny the existence of asparagus.” — Peter Ustinov

I’VE NOT BEEN HIDING. I’ve been eating a lot but suffering from something called writer’s block. But dining trips to Chicago, New York and Boston in the past several months have wakened the writer’s side of my brain and I’m now on a roll.