A fat man’s prayer

By Victor Buono Lord, my soul is ripped with riot, Incited by my wicked diet. “We are what we eat!” said a wise old man; And Lord, if that’s true, I’m a garbage can. I want to rise on Judgment Day, that’s plain; But at my present weight, I’ll need a crane. So grant me […]

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